• A drinking club with a serious mountain biking problem.

About Us

We are a high-functioning trail-squad powered by hops, poor decision-making, and the kind of verbal abuse that would end most marriages. We specialize in 1,000 calories burned and 2,000 calories bottled, usually while lost in the woods or arguing over who cheated at Bags.

Follow us on Instagram →

If you didn’t bring beer, you’re the designated ‘insult target’ for the first 5 miles
Equally skilled at technical descents, tabletop gaming, and weaponized sarcasm.
We go deep into the woods to find ourselves, but usually just find new ways to tell our friends they suck at climbing
Food is never an afterthought.
We don’t always match, but when we do, we wear these pants.
We go on biking trips to see the world, but mostly we just see the bottom of a cooler and the inside of a first-aid kit.
N+1 anyone?
Equally skilled at technical descents, tabletop gaming, and weaponized sarcasm.
Pedal hard, play harder, and never let a teammate’s crash go un-mocked.
We invited these guys once for a bike build, but they stole everything!
The “Kirk
Just happy to have life insurance
The best activity after biking is bags (and consuming copious amounts of beverage)